Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006) quotes

Director
Gore Verbinski.

Cast
Johnny Depp.
Orlando Bloom.
Keira Knightley.

Jack Sparrow races to recover the heart of Davy Jones to avoid enslaving his soul to Jones’ service, as other friends and foes seek the heart for their own agenda as well.

There will come a time when you have a chance to do the right thing.
– Elizabeth Swann
I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.
– Jack Sparrow

Land is where you are safe, Jack Sparrow, and so you will carry land with you.
– Tia Dalma
Dirt. This is a jar of dirt.
– Jack Sparrow
Yes.
– Tia Dalma
…Is the jar of dirt going to help?
– Jack Sparrow
If you don’t want it, give it back.
– Tia Dalma
No!
– Jack Sparrow
Then it helps.
– Tia Dalma

How did you get here?
– Jack Sparrow
Sea turtles, mate. A pair of them strapped to my feet.
– Will Turner
Not so easy, is it?
– Jack Sparrow

No, no! More wood! Big fire! I am chief! Want big fire!
– Jack Sparrow

Come to join my crew, lad? Welcome aboard!
– Jack Sparrow
I’m here to find the man I love.
– Elizabeth Swann
I’m deeply flattered, son, but my first and only love is the sea.
– Jack Sparrow
Meaning William Turner, Captain Sparrow.
– Elizabeth Swann
Elizabeth!
– Jack Sparrow
Hide the rum.
– Jack Sparrow

Oh bugger.
– Jack Sparrow

You mistrust me? Listen, you can mistrust him, trust me.
– Jack Sparrow

I wonder, Sparrow, can you live with this? Can you condemn an innocent man, a friend, to a lifetime of servitude in your name while you roam free?
– Davey Jones
Yep. I’m good with it.
– Jack Sparrow

The Captain goes down with his ship.
– Palifico

You look bloody awful, what are you doing here?
– Jack Sparrow
You hired me. I can’t help it if your standards are lax.
– Norrington
You smell funny.
– Jack Sparrow

Guard the boat, mind the tide… don’t touch my dirt.
– Jack Sparrow

You want me to find this?
– Will Turner
No. You want you to find this, because the finding of this finds you incapacitorially finding and or locating in your discovering the detecting of a way to save your dolly belle, ol’ what’s-her-face. Savvy?
– Jack Sparrow
This is going to save Elizabeth?
– Will Turner
How much do you know about Davy Jones?
– Jack Sparrow
Not much.
– Will Turner
Yeah, it’s going to save Elizabeth.
– Jack Sparrow

Damn you, Jack Sparrow…
– Davey Jones

Life is cruel. Why should the afterlife be any different?
– Davey Jones

Heave! Heave like you’re being paid for it!
– Gibbs

No doubt you’ve discovered that loyalty is no longer the currency of the realm, as your father believes.
– Lord Cutler Beckett
Then what is?
– Elizabeth Swann
I’m afraid currency is the currency of the realm.
– Lord Cutler Beckett
I expect, then, that we can come to some sort of understanding. I’m here to negotiate.
– Elizabeth Swann
I’m listening.
– Lord Cutler Beckett
I’m listening intently.
– Lord Cutler Beckett

Darling, I am truly unhappy to have to tell you this, but through an unfortunate and entirely unforeseeable series of circumstances that had nothing whatsoever to do with me, poor Will has been press-ganged into Davy Jones’s crew.
– Jack Sparrow

*Alas*, my children! This is the day you shall always remember as the day that you almost…
– Jack Sparrow
…Captain Jack Sparrow.
– Jack Sparrow

You know you can’t read.
– Pintel
It’s the bible, you get credit for tryin’.
– Ragetti

My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.
– Jack Sparrow

Why is the rum always gone?
– Jack Sparrow
Oh… that’s why.
– Jack Sparrow

How are we going?
– Jack Sparrow
Including those four? That gives us… four.
– Gibbs

Do you fear… death? Do you fear that dark abyss? All your deeds laid bare, all your sins punished?
– Davey Jones

What about Jack? I won’t leave without him!
– Will Turner
Never mind! Let’s go!
– Will Turner

It’s the Bible, you get credit for trying!
– Ragetti

So, we’re setting out to find whatever this key unlocks?
– Gibbs
No. If we don’t have the key, we can’t open whatever we don’t have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don’t have, without first having found the key what unlocks it?
– Jack Sparrow
So, we’re setting out to find this key?
– Gibbs
Now you’re not making any sense at all.
– Jack Sparrow