Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (2017) quotes

Directors
Joachim Rønning, Espen Sandberg.

Cast
Johnny Depp.
Geoffrey Rush.
Javier Bardem.

Captain Jack Sparrow searches for the trident of Poseidon while being pursued by an undead sea captain and his crew.

I’m not looking for trouble!
– Carina Smyth
What a horrible way to live.
– Captain Jack Sparrow

Aah! Monkey!
– Captain Jack Sparrow

From this moment forth we are to be allies!
– Henry
Considering where your left hand is, I’d say we’re more than that!
– Carina Smyth

I have heard stores of a mighty Spanish captain who sunk and killed thousands of men…
– Captain Hector Barbossa
No no no no! Men, no! Pirates!
– Captain Salazar

One ship was trying to escape through the smoke. And there, in the crow’s nest, there was this young pirate boy. He stood there, looking like a little bird… And from that day he earned himself a name that would haunt me for the rest of my days… Jack the Sparrow.
– Captain Salazar

I once knew a Spaniard named, something in Spanish…
– Captain Jack Sparrow

Men on that ship are looking for Jack. And Jack is on this boat. I’m going to swim for it!
– Carina Smyth
How dare you do exactly what I’d do if I were you?
– Captain Jack Sparrow

Who are you?
– Captain Jack Sparrow
My name is Henry Turner. Son of Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann.
– Henry
Ewww. You’re the evil spawn of them two.
– Captain Jack Sparrow
Does mummy ever ask about me?
– Captain Jack Sparrow
No.
– Henry
Oh go on. She call my name in her sleep?
– Captain Jack Sparrow
She never spoke of you.
– Henry
Are you sure we’re talking about the same people? He’s a cursed eunuch. She’s golden-haired, stubborn, pouty lips, neck like a giraffe, and two of those wonderful…
– Captain Jack Sparrow
Yes! Yes, it’s her.
– Henry

Who am I to you?
– Carina Smyth
Treasure!
– Captain Hector Barbossa

Pirate’s life.
– Captain Jack Sparrow

That’s it! I’m going with her!
– Henry
You would leave me for some horologist in her knickers?
– Captain Jack Sparrow
Yes!
– Henry
You men are all alike!
– Captain Jack Sparrow

Jack Sparrow…
– Captain Salazar
Do you know this pirate?
– Captain Salazar
Only by name.
– Henry
For too many years the Triangle has cursed us, condemned us to this Hell on Earth. The key to our escape is Jack Sparrow, and the compass which he holds. No, no. No need to fear, me boy. I always leave one man alive, to tell the tale. Find Sparrow for me and relay a message, from Capitan Salazar.
– Captain Salazar
Salazar.
– Henry
Tell him I’ll behold the daylight again. And on that day, death… death comes straight for him. Would you say that to him, please?
– Captain Salazar
Yes.
– Henry
I wish I could tell him myself, but dead men tell no tales.
– Captain Salazar

Do you even have a ship, a crew… pants?
– Henry
A great pirate does not bother with such intricacies.
– Captain Jack Sparrow

Face it, Jack. Bad luck dogs you day and night.
– Gibbs
That is a blatant fabrication!
– Captain Jack Sparrow

The entire fleet is being sunk. And we’ll soon be dead.
– Mullroy
And quite possibly out of business.
– Scrum