Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011) quotes

Director
Rob Marshall.

Cast
Johnny Depp.
Penélope Cruz.
Ian McShane.

Jack Sparrow and Barbossa embark on a quest to find the elusive fountain of youth, only to discover that Blackbeard and his daughter are after it too.

You know the feeling you get when standing in a high place, the sudden urge to jump…
– Jack Sparrow
I don’t have it.
– Jack Sparrow

There should be a “Captain” in there somewhere.
– Jack Sparrow

Did everyone see that? Because I will *not* be doing it again.
– Jack Sparrow

How can you say I used you?
– Jack Sparrow
You know exactly how!
– Angelica
I know, but how can you say it?
– Jack Sparrow

Admit it, Jack. You still love me.
– Angelica
If you had a sister and a dog… I’d choose the dog.
– Jack Sparrow

I heard where you’re headed. The Fountain.
– Captain Teague
Have you been there?
– Jack Sparrow
Does this face looks like it’s been to the Fountain of Youth?
– Captain Teague
…Depends on the light.
– Jack Sparrow

Wait! I am with child… yours.
– Angelica
I don’t recall that we ever had…
– Jack Sparrow
You were drunk.
– Angelica
I’ve actually never been that drunk.
– Jack Sparrow

I don’t get it, Jack. You had the chalices, the tear, the water – you could have lived forever!
– Gibbs
Who’s to say I won’t live forever, eh? Discoverer of the Fountain of Youth. I’ve no say in it, Gibbs. It’s a pirate’s life for me.
– Jack Sparrow
Savvy?
– Jack Sparrow

I love you.
– Angelica
As do I. Always have, always will.
– Jack Sparrow

You lied to me by telling me the truth?
– Jack Sparrow
Yes.
– Angelica
That’s very good, may I use that?
– Jack Sparrow

That’s hardly appropriate for the first mate.
– Angelica
Was I the first?
– Jack Sparrow

The crime in which you have been found guilty of, is being innocent of being Jack Sparrow.
– Jack Sparrow

What were you doing in a Spanish convent, anyway?
– Angelica
Mistook it for a brothel. Honest mistake.
– Jack Sparrow

You’re either with us or against us!
– Salaman
I’m not with you, neither am I against you!
– Philip
Can he do that?
– Salaman
He’s religious, I believe it’s required.
– Jack Sparrow

You walk like a girl.
– Jack Sparrow
You would know.
– Angelica

I may have had… briefly, mind you… stirrings.
– Jack Sparrow
Stirrings?
– Gibbs
Stirrings.
– Jack Sparrow
What, like feelings, you mean?
– Gibbs
No, no, no, no, not quite all the way to feelings. More like… All right feelings, damn you.
– Jack Sparrow

Death lies before us, as we sail to the Fountain of Youth.
– Jack Sparrow

Why is the Black Pearl in the bottle?
– Jack Sparrow

I support the missionary’s position.
– Jack Sparrow

He bought that?
– Jack Sparrow
I sold that.
– Angelica

Clergyman, on the off chance that this does not go well for me, I would like it noted here and now that I am fully prepared to believe in whatever I must, so that I may be welcomed into that place where all the “goody-goodies” get to go. Savvy?
– Jack Sparrow

If I don’t kill a man every now and then, they forget who I am.
– Blackbeard