Any time of the day is a good time for pie.
Shut the fuck up, fat man!
I’m gonna get fuckin’ divorced. No marriage counselling, no trial separation, I’m gonna get fuckin’ divorced.
That’s the Marilyn Monroe section that’s Mamie Van Doren… I don’t see Jayne Mansfield, she must have the night off or something.
That’s thirty minutes away. I’ll be there in ten.
– The Wolf
I’ll be there in two shakes of a lamb’s tail.
Hey, my name’s Paul and this shit’s between y’all.
If you’ll excuse me, I gotta go home and have a heart attack.
Mexican’s out the fucking kitchen!
So what does it feel like to kill a man with your bare hands? It’s a topic I’m very interested in.
Go home, cool off, and that’s all you got to do.
I like the way you stink.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go home and have a heart attack.
That’s how you’re gonna beat ’em, Butch. They keep underestimating you.
Shit Negro! That’s all you had to say!
If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.
Bitch, be cool!
I do believe Marsellus Wallace, my husband, your boss, told you to take ME out and do WHATEVER I WANTED. Now I wanna dance, I wanna win. I want that trophy, so dance good.
I’m prepared to scour the the Earth for that motherfucker. If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a nigger hiding in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass.
Jules, if you give that fuckin’ nimrod fifteen hundred dollars, I’m gonna shoot him on general principles.
Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I’m in a transitional period so I don’t wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can’t give you this case, it don’t belong to me. Besides, I’ve already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.
That’s a pretty fucking good milkshake. I don’t know if it’s worth five dollars but it’s pretty fucking good.
Why the fuck didn’t you tell us somebody was in the bathroom? Slipped your mind? Did you forget that somebody was in there with a goddamn hand cannon?
I have to go powder my nose.
Whether or not what we experienced was an According to Hoyle miracle is insignificant. What is significant is that I felt the touch of God. God got involved.