Rango (2011) quotes

Gore Verbinski.

Johnny Depp.
Isla Fisher.
Timothy Olyphant.

Rango is an ordinary chameleon who accidentally winds up in the town of Dirt, a lawless outpost in the Wild West in desperate need of a new sheriff.

Is this Heaven?
– Rango
If it were, we’d be eatin’ Pop-Tarts with Kim Novak.
– Spirit of the West

I couldn’t help but notice you noticing me noticing you.
– Rango

I will blow that ugly right off your face!
– Rango

Crunchy-creamy-cookie-candy-cupcake. Okay everybody, let’s take it from the top!
– Rango

That’s for my gun. That’s gun lotion.
– Rango

Thespians? That’s illegal in seven states!
– Balthazar

What’s he doing now?
– Priscilla
I think it’s a number two.
– Waffles

No man can walk out of his own story.
– Spirit of the West

Get your slimy, webbed phalanges off ma boots!
– Beans

Now, remember son: stay in school, eat your veggies, burn everything but Shakespeare.
– Rango
Who’s Shakespeare?
– Child

Where are your friends, now, amigo?
– Mr. Timms

I think the metaphor broke my spleen.
– Rango

Who am I? I’m nobody.
– Rango

Our new sheriff has been playing the hero for so long, he’s actually starting to believe it.
– Mayor