RED 2 (2013) quotes
Director
Dean Parisot.
Retired C.I.A. Agent Frank Moses reunites his unlikely team of elite operatives for a global quest to track down a missing portable nuclear device.
What are you doing kissing *this* guy?
– Frank
Well, I didn’t wanna kill him.
– Sarah
Well, what kinda stupid logic is that?
– Frank
Look, I’m retired, okay. I’m happy. *We* are happy.
– Frank
Frank… Frank… You haven’t killed anybody in months.
– Marvin
That is not a bad thing, okay? That’s a positive thing for a lot of people.
– Frank
Marvin?
– Frank
Yeah?
– Marvin
Is that a stick of dynamite in your pocket?
– Frank
Yeah, but I’m saving it for emergency.
– Marvin
Well, this is kind of an emergency, isn’t it?
– Frank
You know, it’s important to enjoy life while you still can.
– Victoria
You think I’m just going to roll over for you hegemonic Mickey Mouse-loving…
– The Frog
… Americans?
– The Frog
Leave Mickey out of it.
– Marvin
Where did you get the bodies?
– Sarah
My freezer.
– Victoria
What are we doing?
– Frank
Let’s face it, Columbo, things were getting a little stale.
– Sarah
Wow. Mommy just slapped Daddy at the dinner table.
– Marvin
Why does Han hate you so much?
– Sarah
Not enough hugs as a child.
– Frank
Frank is a very simple creature with very simple needs. Okay? It’s killing… eating… sexting… eating… Killing, I guess.
– Marvin
What’s your point?
– Sarah
I can’t believe you kissed The Frog.
– Marvin
Well, I’ve kissed a lotta frogs.
– Sarah
Please tell me you’re not crashing with a weapon of mass destruction.
– Victoria
She has talents you and I will never have.
– Marvin
What talents?
– Frank
People like her.
– Marvin
If she lives, this’ll be good for your relationship. You’re right.
– Han Cho Bai
And if there’s one thing I know, it’s women and covert ops.
– Marvin
That’s two things.
– Frank
No, grasshopper. It is not.
– Han Cho Bai
They paid me to kill ya. They didn’t say I had to do it all at once.
– Han Cho Bai
Hi, there. Um, my client, Frank Moses, is here. He’s an American citizen being detained illegally and without due process. You know what? That is a lovely blazer.
– Jack Horton
Thank you.
– Kelly
Ready to kill this son of a bitch?
– Han Cho Bai
Abso-bloody-lutely.
– Victoria
Kids, what happens in the Kremlin stays in the Kremlin.
– Marvin
When you mess with me, buddy, this is what you get.
– Bailey
Edward Bailey was a genius physicist who built some of the greatest stuff during the Cold War. Neutron bombs, particle beam weapons, nerve gas. Excellent nerve gas. You know, he was a… rock star of conceptual mass killing. They called him the “The Da Vinci of Death.”
– Marvin