RED (2010) quotes

Director
Robert Schwentke.

Cast
Bruce Willis.
Helen Mirren.
Morgan Freeman.

A jury holdout attempts to prevent a miscarriage of justice by forcing his colleagues to reconsider the evidence.

I never thought I’d say this again. *I am getting the pig*!
– Marvin Boggs

Kordesky trained you?
– Frank Moses
Yeah.
– William Cooper
I trained Kordesky.
– Frank Moses

That’s right, old man!
– Businesswoman
Old man?
– Marvin Boggs
No respect.
– Frank Moses
Can I kill her now?
– Marvin Boggs

Wow. This guy’s insane.
– Sarah Ross
Well, he thought he was the subject of a secret government mind control project.
– Frank Moses
This’ll take a minute.
– Marvin Boggs
Sure.
– Sarah Ross
As it turns out… he really was being given daily doses of LSD for 11 years.
– Frank Moses
Well, in that case, he looks great.
– Sarah Ross
Fantastic.
– Frank Moses
Yeah…
– Sarah Ross

You just had your ass handed to you by a goddamned retiree.
– Cynthia Wilkes

Do you know what’s wrong with this country?
– Marvin Boggs
They’re all trying to kill us?
– Sarah Ross
Exactly!
– Marvin Boggs

How’s retirement, Frank?
– William Cooper
It’s been a real blast.
– Frank Moses

Get back. Go away. Stay away from me! Is that my bag?
– Sarah Ross
Yeah.
– Frank Moses
You-You packed it?
– Sarah Ross
Yes.
– Frank Moses
D-d-did you vacuum?
– Sarah Ross
A little yeah, it was messy.
– Frank Moses

The General has dropped his contact lens. Perhaps you’d like to help us?
– Sarah Ross

I remember the Secret Service being tougher.
– Marvin Boggs
Me, too.
– Victoria

But, I think you are not here for the vodka.
– Ivan Simanov

You know, I was in love with an agent once.
– Victoria
What happened?
– Sarah Ross
Well, I was with MI6. And the relationship wasn’t… sanctioned. So when it came to light, my loyalty was questioned. And I was ordered to kill him. It was a test.
– Victoria
What did you do?
– Sarah Ross
I put three bullets in his chest.
– Victoria

Bad move, Grandpa.
– William Cooper

This used to be a gentleman’s game.
– Joe Matheson

Feel better now?
– Frank Moses
Yeah. Wanna get pancakes?
– Marvin Boggs

What do you suppose the-the punishment is for what we’re doing here?
– Sarah Ross
Death… Maybe life in prison.
– Frank Moses
Awesome.
– Sarah Ross

We’re gettin’ the band back together.
– Joe Matheson

People get shot all the time.
– Frank Moses
No, they don’t. They get… paper cuts.
– Sarah Ross
I mostly get shot.
– Marvin Boggs