Robot & Frank (2012) quotes
Director
Jake Schreier.
Cast
Peter Sarsgaard.
Frank Langella.
Susan Sarandon.
In the near future, an ex-jewel thief receives a gift from his son: a robot butler programmed to look after him. But soon the two companions try their luck as a heist team.
Hello, Frank. It is a pleasure to meet you.
– Robot
How do you know?
– Frank
I would rather die eating cheeseburgers than live off of steamed cauliflower.
– Frank
Warning. Do not molest me.
– Robot
Why are you wearing a space helmet?
– Frank
Frank, we need to leave.
– Robot
I knew you had an off switch.
– Frank
Can’t you just erase the bad parts?
– Frank
My memory is a holographic array. If I lost half of it I’d still have every memory, just in half the resolution.
– Robot
Fuck this shit.
– Frank
Every security system is designed by security companies, not thiefs. It’s not the question of if a thief can break in, it’s how long. They place all the heavy systems where their customers can see them. They’re selling the feel of security.
– Frank
I hate hikes. God damned bugs! You’ve seen one tree – you’ve seen all.
– Frank
The human brain, a lovely piece of hardware.
– Frank
Self-destruct sequence initialized.
– Robot