Rush Hour 3 (2007) quotes
Director
Brett Ratner.
Cast
Jackie Chan.
Chris Tucker.
Max von Sydow.
After an attempted assassination on Ambassador Han, Lee and Carter head to Paris to protect a French woman with knowledge of the Triads’ secret leaders.
May I help you?
– Master Yu
We’ll be asking the questions old man. Who are you?
– Detective James Carter
Yu.
– Master Yu
No, not me. You.
– Detective James Carter
Yes, I’m Yu.
– Master Yu
Just answer the damn question! Who are you?
– Detective James Carter
I have told you!
– Master Yu
Are you deaf?
– Detective James Carter
No. Yu is blind.
– Master Yu
I’m not blind. You blind.
– Detective James Carter
That is what I just said.
– Master Yu
You just said what?
– Detective James Carter
I did not say what, I said Yu.
– Master Yu
That’s what I’m asking you.
– Detective James Carter
And Yu was answering.
– Master Yu
Shut up!
– Detective James Carter
You!
– Detective James Carter
Yes?
– Master Yu
Not you. Him! What’s your name?
– Detective James Carter
Mi.
– Mi
Yes, you.
– Detective James Carter
I’m Mi.
– Mi
He’s Mi and I’m Yu.
– Master Yu
And I’m about to whoop your old ass man because I am sick of playing games! You, me? Everybody’s ass around here!
– Detective James Carter
You know nothing about me!
– Chief Inspector Lee
I do know that you don’t have a wife or kids, you have nothing, just like me!
– Kenji
I wouldn’t say nothing. He has me his brother from another mother.
– Detective James Carter
Holy Mother of Jesus! She’s a man! I went to second base with a damn Frenchman!
– Detective James Carter
Freeze, or I’ll blow your ass cheeks off!
– Detective James Carter
We have an assassin in custody that only speaks French… A limo blows up at the French consulate… And the next meeting of the world court is in Paris, 2 days from now.
– Detective James Carter
Are you thinking what I’m thinking?
– Chief Inspector Lee
Yeah, we go to Fiji. Hide out for a year. Maybe change our names. Get jobs as bartenders. And imma call you Kiko.
– Detective James Carter
No wonder Lance Armstrong came all the way here to ride a bike!
– Detective James Carter
Everybody was Kung fu fighting! That man was fast as lightning!
– Detective James Carter
The truth is I am a driver. Nothing more. This is my destiny. I will never know what it’s like to be an american, never know what it feelss like to kill with no reason.
– George
I’m giving your ass a ticket when I come back!
– Detective James Carter
You can’t be black. There’s a height requirement.
– Detective James Carter
Come on, Crouching Tiger! Don’t you hide that dragon!
– Detective James Carter
It’s over Reynard, you know what it’s like for old men in prison. They call you Pops, they make you work in the library, your best friend is gonna be a MOUSE.
– Detective James Carter
Lee I got a big problem man this guys on steroids! His head is as big as Barry Bonds!
– Detective James Carter
Well, for your information, I’m part Chinese now. That’s right, Lee. For the last three years, I have studied the ancient teachings of Buddha, earning two black belts in Wu Shu martial arts, spending every afternoon the Hong Kong Massage parlor. I’m half Chinese, baby!
– Detective James Carter
If you’re half Chinese, I’m half black. I’m your brother and I’m fly. You down with that, Snoopy? That’s dope, innit?
– Chief Inspector Lee
Sorry, Lee. You can’t be black. There’s a height requirement.
– Detective James Carter
I want a lawyer!
– Marsha
You need a personal trainer! This license says you weigh 180 pounds; that’s more than the damn car, girl!
– Detective James Carter
I have a thyroid condition!
– Marsha
Well stop eating thyroids!
– Detective James Carter
Lee, I’m going to kill you if we die!
– Detective James Carter
Lee, I’m alive. My whole life flashed in front of me. In three years I’ll be married to a Chinese woman. We had three kids, look just like you, only a little darker.
– Detective James Carter
I’m sorry, I won’t be here when you get back… my wife says I can’t be a spy anymore. I have to be home for dinner.
– George
Don’t move or I’ll shoot you and the Temptations.
– Detective James Carter