Saw (2004) quotes

Director
James Wan.

Cast
Cary Elwes.
Leigh Whannell.
Danny Glover.

Two strangers awaken in a room with no recollection of how they got there, and soon discover they’re pawns in a deadly game perpetrated by a notorious serial killer.

 

Congratulations. You are still alive. Most people are so ungrateful to be alive. But not you. Not anymore.
– John

What’s your name?
– Dr. Lawrence Gordon
My name is Very Fucking Confused; what’s your name?
– Adam

What’s the last thing you remember?
– Dr. Lawrence Gordon
Nothing! I went to bed in my shithole apartment, and I woke up in an actual shithole.
– Adam

Help! Someone help me! Is someone there? Hey! Oh shit, I’m probably dead.
– Adam

[on videotape] Hello Amanda. You don’t know me, but I know you. I want to play a game. Here’s what happens if you lose. The device you are wearing is hooked into your upper and lower jaw. When the timer in the back goes off, your mouth will be permanently ripped open. Think of it like a reverse bear trap. Here, I’ll show you. There is only one key to open the device. It’s in the stomach of your dead cellmate. Look around Amanda. Know that I’m not lying. Better hurry up. Live or die, make your choice.
– John

You’re too late.
– Zep Hindle
Why?
– Dr. Lawrence Gordon
It’s the Rules.
– Zep Hindle

He doesn’t want us to cut through our chains. He wants us to cut through our feet!
– Dr. Lawrence Gordon

I wouldn’t lie to you…
– Dr. Lawrence Gordon

The key to that chain is in the bathtub.
– John

I’m having a blast! This is the most fun I’ve had without lubricant!
– Adam

My last girlfriend was a feminist, vegan punk who broke up with me because she thought I was too angry.
– Adam

I don’t give a crap if you covered yourself in peanut butter and had a 15 hooker gang bang!
– Adam

You want to know what I do? I’m paid to follow rich guys like you who go to seedy, out-of-the-way motels to fuck their secretaries.
– Adam

Face it Larry, we’re both bullshiters. My camera, it doesn’t know how to lie. It only shows you what’s put right in front of it.
– Adam

At least we’ll have the cover of darkness.
– Detective David Tapp
So will anybody else.
– Detective Steven Sing

I’m gonna kill your husband now, Mrs. Gordon!
– Zep Hindle