Secret Window (2004) quotes

Director
David Koepp.

Cast
Johnny Depp.
Maria Bello.
John Turturro.

A successful writer in the midst of a painful divorce is stalked at his remote lake house by a would-be scribe who accuses him of plagiarism.

What do you think it means, you ignorant hick? I’m in the middle of a divorce. D-I-V-O-R-C-E DEEE-VORCE!
– Mort

You know, the only thing that matters is the ending. It’s the most important part of the story, the ending. And this one… is very good. This one’s perfect.
– Mort

This is not my beautiful house. This is not my beautiful wife. Anymore.
– Mort

I killed a mirror. And my shower door.
– Mort

You and I are going to have a little talk.
– Ted
Oh, I’m in trouble.
– Mort

You strike me as the kind of guy who’s on the lookout for a head he can knock off with a shovel.
– John Shooter

Thought you didn’t smoke.
– John Shooter
I took it up recently, for my health.
– Mort

I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t on the verge of doing snoopy dances.
– Mort

Maybe I should take a walk around the block.
– Ted
Yes, that’d be good.
– Amy
Aw heck, Ted, live a little – make it two. Rubbernecker.
– Mort

Will you call me if you need anything?
– Amy
I doubt it.
– Mort

I don’t care. I’m just gonna smoke. I’m just gonna totally smoke. I’ll finish these, go to the store and get a brand-new pack, smoke the shit out of that one.
– Mort

But I just wanted you to be happy, Mort.
– Amy
Well, I guess you shouldn’t HAVE FUCKED HIM THEN.
– Mort

You were always gone.
– Amy
I worked from home, Amy.
– Mort