Shaft (2000) quotes
Director
John Singleton.
New York City police detective John goes on a personal mission to make sure the son of a real estate tycoon is brought to justice.
This is Egyptian Cotton, motherfucker… two-twenty thread. That’s like half your shitty-ass paycheck, okay?
– Peoples Hernandez
You wouldn’t know Egyptian cotton if the Pharaoh himself sent it to you, you knockoff-wearing motherfucker!
– John Shaft
Man, this is some repugnant shit.
– John Shaft
Do you know who my father is?
– Walter Wade, Jr.
No, do you?
– John Shaft
You play golf?
– Peoples Hernandez
Golf is phat… Tiger Wooo, Tiger Wooo, I like him.
– Peoples Hernandez
You’re not a cop anymore.
– Peoples Hernandez
Do you think that makes me less dangerous, or more dangerous?
– John Shaft
I’m gonna fuck you up for making me run!
– John Shaft
Yo, Luger, what’s up with the “cornbread” talk, man?
– John Shaft
And your problem is what?
– Luger
Nazis with badges, that’s my problem!
– John Shaft
“Nazis?” You gotta lighten up, Shaft. I talk like this all the time… but I see your point. Maybe I should take an “ethnic sensitivity” workshop, huh? Fuck you!
– Luger
Maybe I should “workshop” my foot up your ass!
– John Shaft
You know me. It’s my duty to please that booty!
– John Shaft
You’re too hot, man. You gotta step off a bit.
– Uncle John Shaft
April Fool, motherfucker. Told you not to make me run!
– John Shaft
I know cats who’d take out whole zipcodes for that kind of cheese.
– John Shaft
Puta, why you flinch?
– Peoples Hernandez