Smokey and the Bandit (1977) quotes
Director
Hal Needham.
Cast
Burt Reynolds.
Sally Field.
Jerry Reed.
The Bandit is hired on to run a tractor-trailer full of beer over state lines, in hot pursuit by a pesky sheriff.
There’s no way, *no* way that you came from *my* loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I’m gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!
– Buford T. Justice
Hold my hat for me!
– Buford T. Justice
My hat blew off, daddy.
– Junior
I hope your goddamn head was in it!
– Buford T. Justice
The fact that you are a sheriff is not germane to the situation.
– Sheriff Branford
The god damn Germans got nothin’ to do with it.
– Buford T. Justice
What did he say?
– Junior
SHUT UP! ONE SHIT AT A TIME!
– Buford T. Justice
All right.
– Junior
For the good old American life: For the money, for the glory, and for the fun… mostly for the money.
– Bandit
This happens every time one of these floozies starts poontangin’ around with those show folk fags.
– Buford T. Justice
I don’t think my dog bit you, mister. ‘Cause Fred definately DON’T like grease!
– Cledus Snow
Give me a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it quick, I’m in a god-damn hurry.
– Buford T. Justice
You have a great profile.
– Carrie
Yeah, I do, don’t I? Especially from the side.
– Bandit
Well, at least we agree on something.
– Carrie
Yeah. We both like half of my face.
– Bandit
He about as crazy as you are ugly!
– Cledus Snow
Oh I love your suits. It must have been a bitch to get a 68 Extra Fat and a 12 Dwarf.
– Bandit
Well, go girl, go!
– Bandit
I’m goin’ I’m goin! I got the metal to the pedal and the thing to the floor!
– Carrie
You can’t drive a fork lift.
– Cledus Snow
I can drive any forkin’ thing around.
– Bandit
What we’re dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law.
– Buford T. Justice
You see son, old legends never die. They just lose weight.
– Big Enos
I guess a legend and an out-of-work bum look a lot alike, daddy.
– Little Enos
Daddy, the top came off!
– Junior
No shit!
– Buford T. Justice
Any fool who would paint his truck like this would show up at a minister’s funeral dressed in feathers.
– Big Enos
Duck, or you’re gonna be talkin’ out yo ass!
– Buford T. Justice
What the hell was that?
– Bandit
A left. Or a half a U.
– Carrie
What the hell is the world coming to?
– Buford T. Justice