Super Troopers (2001) quotes

Cast
Jay Chandrasekhar.
Kevin Heffernan.
André Vippolis.

Five Vermont state troopers, avid pranksters with a knack for screwing up, try to save their jobs and out-do the local police department by solving a crime.

License and registration… chicken fucker.
– Farva

Desperation is a stinky cologne.
– Police Chief Grady

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries.
– College Boy 3

It stinks like sex in here.
– Thorny

I swear to God I’ll pistol whip the next guy who says “Shenanigans.”
– Captain O’Hagan
Hey Farva what’s the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
– Mac
You mean Shenanigans?
– Farva
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
– Mac
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
– Thorny

Hey, let’s pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners.
– Farva
You know, Farva, only you can make a dark man blush. And no, we’re not doing it.
– Thorny

Bear… bearfucker, do you need assistance?
– Officer Smy

Oh, c’mon, we’re like the sons you never had.
– Mac
If you were my son, Mac, I would’ve smothered you by now.
– Captain O’Hagan
Smothered me in gravy you big dirty man.
– Mac

How you feelin’ there, Mac?
– Foster
Good enough… to fuck… your mother.
– Mac

You boys like Mex-i-co? Yee- Haww!.
– Mac

You’re not going to tell anybody about this?
– Ursula
I already told my mom.
– Foster

I’ll believe ya when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet.
– Captain O’Hagan

Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin’ around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?
– Foster

I’m sorry, Bruce. These boys get that syrup in ’em, they get all antsy in their pantsy.
– Captain O’Hagan

You gonna set my country music award on fire?
– Rabbit

Littering and… littering and… littering and smokin’ the reefer.
– Thorny

Just cleaning out the old locker, she stinks like ass but I’ll sure miss her… I guess you could say that about all my girls.
– Farva

…And that was the second time I got crabs.
– Mac

You crapped on my heart.
– Foster

Say car Ram-Rod.
– Farva

Sing it again, rookie biatch!
– Farva

Your mother should’ve swallowed you, Rando!
– Mac

Ain’t so funny meow is it?
– Foster