The Dead Pool (1988) quotes
Director
Buddy Van Horn.
Cast
Clint Eastwood.
Liam Neeson.
Patricia Clarkson.
Inspector “Dirty” Harry Callahan must stop a sick secret contest to murder local celebrities, which includes himself as a target.
Well, opinions are like assholes. Everybody has one.
– Harry Callahan
You forgot your fortune cookie!
– Harry Callahan
What?!
– Gunman #1
It says…
– Harry Callahan
“You’re shit outta luck!”
– Harry Callahan
Do you have any kids, lieutenant?
– Harry Callahan
Me? No.
– Lt. Ackerman
Lucky for them.
– Harry Callahan
Was this your first autograph?
– Samantha Walker
Yeah, and I hope my last.
– Harry Callahan
You’re out of bullets. And you know what that means… you’re shit outta luck.
– Harry Callahan
13,453 dollars and 63 cents. That’s how much an unmarked squad car costs this department. That’s the third goddamned car you trashed this month.
– Capt. Donnelly
Lou Janero.
– Harry Callahan
What?
– Capt. Donnelly
It’s his men who shot up the car, why don’t you send him the bill?
– Harry Callahan
Now you’ve locked yourself in, asshole!
– Harlan Rook
Yeah. Just you and me, asshole.
– Harry Callahan
She’s right. Oh you can set yourself into a bonfire, we’ll break out the marshmallows and the weenies, but you ain’t gonna be on “News at Eleven”.
– Harry Callahan
Fuck with me, buddy, I’ll kick your ass so hard you’ll have to unbutton your collar to shit.
– Harry Callahan
Well, personally I think teaming up with a Chinese American is good for the department’s image.
– Harry Callahan
Do you like cops?
– Harry Callahan
As long as they’re not in my rearview mirror.
– Samantha Walker
It’s like I was telling you, Harry. Celebrities, they always die in…
– Insp. Al Quan
…in threes.
– Harry Callahan
At least the guy went out with…
– Insp. Al Quan
…a bang. Yeah, I know.
– Harry Callahan
Where’s Rook?
– Capt. Donnelly
He’s hanging out back there.
– Harry Callahan