The Expendables (2010) quotes
Director
Sylvester Stallone.
Cast
Sylvester Stallone.
Jet Li.
Jason Statham.
A CIA operative hires a team of mercenaries to eliminate a Latin dictator and a renegade CIA agent.
We are the shadows and the smoke, we rise. We are the ghosts that hide in the night.
– Barney Ross
You know it’s not easy being your friend.
– Lee Christmas
Who sent you?
– Paine
Your hairdresser.
– Barney Ross
Come on. Why don’t you man up? Jesus! She wasn’t your type.
– Barney Ross
Why don’t you keep saying “She wasn’t my type?” So I could put a bullet in your bleak brain! Look who I’m taking to. Dracula’s life coach. No wonder you’re alone.
– Lee Christmas
What do you wear, size 3? Bring it, happy feet.
– Gunnar Jensen
I’m gonna do you a favor, Tool. “I once knew a man called Tool/To me, was the epitome of cool/He was good with a knife/Bad with a wife/But to think he could beat me/Dreaming he’d defeat me/Cool Tool/You gotta be a fool.”
– Lee Christmas
I promised myself, I’m gonna die for something that counts.
– Tool
What’s he saying?
– Lee Christmas
He said we’re dead with an accent.
– Hale Caesar
We ain’t dead.
– Barney Ross
Ten seconds you won’t believe what’s gonna happen.
– Lee Christmas
I got a feeling everyone else passed on this job, so our fee is $5 mil.
– Barney Ross
$5 mil?
– Mr. Church
And I want half upfront, and the other half in an offshore account. You got a problem with that?
– Barney Ross
No. What I have a problem with is people who try to fuck me over. So if you take this money and you don’t deliver, or you try to fuck me in some kind of weird cockamamie scheme of yours, me and my people are gonna come get you and your people and chop you up into little fucking dog treats. You got a problem with that?
– Mr. Church
Let’s talk.
– Barney Ross
What happened to you?
– Hale Caesar
I got my ass kicked.
– Barney Ross
You look nervous.
– Barney Ross
Remember this shit at Christmas!
– Hale Caesar
Are you crazy? You could’ve killed me!
– Lee Christmas
You’re welcome.
– Barney Ross