The Expendables 3 (2014) quotes

Director
Patrick Hughes.

Cast
Sylvester Stallone.
Jason Statham.
Dolph Lundgren.
Jet Li.

Barney augments his team with new blood for a personal battle.

Good morning! Let’s get to the CHOPPA!
– Trench

If your guys wanted to fight, why didn’t they just get married?
– Trench

Heard you killed more people than the plague!
– Toll Road
How ’bout that.
– Doc
Why do they call you ‘Doctor Death’?
– Gunnar Jensen
Used to be a medic. But that was a long time ago.
– Doc
So why’d you get locked away?
– Toll Road
Tax evasion.
– Doc

So you like knives, huh?
– Lee Christmas
I’m the knife before Christmas.
– Doc

How hard can it be to kill ten men?
– Stonebanks

I could do that.
– Barney Ross
You wanna slip on a dress and give it a shot?
– Bonaparte

Great to have you back.
– Barney Ross
No better place to be.
– Doc

Better get out of that seat and move to the back, Christmas is coming.
– Barney Ross
But it’s only June…
– Galgo
Galgo, get out of the seat!
– Barney Ross

What happened to Church?
– Barney Ross
You don’t have to worry about Church any more. He’s out of the picture.
– Drummer

So, you’re with Trench now?
– Barney Ross
Yeah, he pay me more money!
– Yin Yang

You were stupid enough to get yourself into this mess! And we’re the only ones crazy enough to get you out of it!
– Lee Christmas