The Gentlemen (2019) quotes

An American expat tries to sell off his highly profitable marijuana empire in London, triggering plots, schemes, bribery and blackmail in an attempt to steal his domain out from under him.

There’s only one rule in the jungle: when the lion’s hungry, he eats!
– Mickey Pearson

Ask no questions, hear no lies.
– Dry Eye

If you wish to be The King of the jungle, it’s not enough to act like a king. You must be The King. And there can be no doubt. Because doubt causes chaos and one’s own demise.
– Michael Pearson

Did he just call me a black cunt?
– Ernie
Yes, he did.
– Coach
He can’t do that. That’s racist.
– Ernie
But you are black and you are a cunt, Ernie. Those are the facts. I don’t think Primetime cares what race you run in.
– Coach
The fact that I’m black has nothing to do with the fact I’m a cunt.
– Ernie
He didn’t say black people were cunts, Ernie. He was being specific to you. One has nothing to do with the other. And I’d go a step further and say it was a term of affection.
– Coach
Primetime’s a Gypsy. I wouldn’t call him a pikey cunt.
– Ernie
Why not? He might be very understanding. Only if it comes from a place of love, of course.
– Coach

Play a game with me, Ray.
– Fletcher
No.
– Raymond
Oh, please.
– Fletcher
I said no.
– Raymond
Play a fucking game with me, Ray.
– Fletcher
…right.
– Raymond

What am I guilty of?
– Brown
Being a cunt, Brown. Being a cunt.
– Ray

Who are you talking about know?
– Raymond
I talk Raymondo of Dry Eye. Oh Dry Eye, what is he? Chinese, Japanese, Pekingese, get on your fucking knees. Dirty dragon filth. ‘Yellow is the colour, gambling is the game’
– Fletcher

A gentleman’s quote is a gentleman’s word.
– Dry Eye

You really can’t unsee it once you’ve seen it.
– Raymond

Fucks sake, Ray. You need to invest in some parachutes. There’s a pattern emerging here.
– Michael Pearson

Shut the Phuc…
– Coach

You’re wrong, Fletcher. That’s not how Michael works.
– Ray
Yeah, I know. I know. I was just having a bit of fun. Every movie needs a bit of action, doesn’t it? And it’s not like Michael doesn’t have a reputation.
– Fletcher
Had a reputation. He’s been gentrified.
– Ray

He’s a fox, and foxes have a predictable nature. Trust this Jew about that Jew. If you let him in the henhouse, you can expect blood and feathers everywhere.
– Rosalind Pearson

No sooner do I entertain Matthew’s offer to buy me out and reject Dry Eye’s offer does one of my farms get raided.
– Michael Pearson
First time ever.
– Rosalind Pearson
Doesn’t feel like a coincidence, does it?
– Michael Pearson
It isn’t. There’s fuckery afoot.
– Rosalind Pearson

The young succeed the old!
– Dry Eye

I like middle age. I like gentrification, private schools, fine wines, and a spoonful of caviar to help my medicine go down. But most importantly, I’m looking forward to spending more time with you.
– Mickey Pearson
Of course you are.
– Rosalind Pearson

You’re wrong, Fletcher. Micky doesn’t work like that.
– Raymond

Stop fuckin’ around cunt! Gimme the phone… and take the money.
– Ray

Look, I don’t want you knocking around here feeling all unemployed and lost with yourself.
– Rosalind Pearson
Well, fuck me. Most wives would beg their other halves to get out of this game, but not you.
– Mickey Pearson
That’s because I know you, darling.
– Rosalind Pearson

Can I come with you?
– Fletcher
No, but you can go smoke the exhaust pipe in the back of your hearse.
– Raymond
I might come anyway. You’ll just hear me scratching about in the dark, wanking into a hanky.
– Fletcher