The Happytime Murders (2018) quotes

Brian Henson.

Melissa McCarthy.
Elizabeth Banks.
Maya Rudolph.

When the puppet cast of a ’90s children’s TV show begin to get murdered one by one, a disgraced LAPD detective-turned-private eye puppet takes on the case.

I never knocked a guy out with his own balls before.
– Phil Philips

I’ll have your badge for this! I’m in the fuckin’ FBI!
– Agent Campbell
Oh yeah what’s that stand for, “fuckin’ big idiot?”
– Phil Philips

Holy shit cakes!
– Connie Edwards

Hey, look! It’s the NRA!
– Phil Philips

Do you have the latest issue of Puppet Pussy Party?
– Phil Philips

We’re going to catch the bastards who did these murders, because bodies are going to start piling up.
– Phil Philips

If shit gets crazy I’m gonna go crazy as shit.
– Phil Philips

I guess we know the purple carpet doesn’t match the drapes.
– Connie Edwards

Yeah! I unsew your mother, and made a jacket out of her!
– Connie Edwards

You want me to pull my gun?
– Detective Connie Edwards
No. Unless you’re talking about your wiener.
– Goofer

He’s a blue loser puppet with a tiny felt cock.
– Sandra

Now we know the purple carpet doesn’t match the drapes.
– Detective Connie Edwards

Holy shit cakes.
– Connie Edwards

I don’t take compliments well; but I get them all the time.
– Ronovan Scargle