The Happytime Murders (2018) quotes
Director
Brian Henson.
Cast
Melissa McCarthy.
Elizabeth Banks.
Maya Rudolph.
When the puppet cast of a ’90s children’s TV show begin to get murdered one by one, a disgraced LAPD detective-turned-private eye puppet takes on the case.
I never knocked a guy out with his own balls before.
– Phil Philips
I’ll have your badge for this! I’m in the fuckin’ FBI!
– Agent Campbell
Oh yeah what’s that stand for, “fuckin’ big idiot?”
– Phil Philips
Holy shit cakes!
– Connie Edwards
Hey, look! It’s the NRA!
– Phil Philips
Do you have the latest issue of Puppet Pussy Party?
– Phil Philips
We’re going to catch the bastards who did these murders, because bodies are going to start piling up.
– Phil Philips
If shit gets crazy I’m gonna go crazy as shit.
– Phil Philips
I guess we know the purple carpet doesn’t match the drapes.
– Connie Edwards
Yeah! I unsew your mother, and made a jacket out of her!
– Connie Edwards
You want me to pull my gun?
– Detective Connie Edwards
No. Unless you’re talking about your wiener.
– Goofer
He’s a blue loser puppet with a tiny felt cock.
– Sandra
Now we know the purple carpet doesn’t match the drapes.
– Detective Connie Edwards
Holy shit cakes.
– Connie Edwards
I don’t take compliments well; but I get them all the time.
– Ronovan Scargle