The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug (2013) quotes

Cast
Ian McKellen.
Martin Freeman.
Richard Armitage.

The dwarves, along with Bilbo Baggins and Gandalf the Grey, continue their quest to reclaim Erebor, their homeland, from Smaug. Bilbo Baggins is in possession of a mysterious and magical ring.

Who is this? Your brother?
– Legolas
That is my wife!
– Gloin
And who is this horrid creature? A goblin mutant?
– Legolas
That is my wee lad, Gimli!
– Gloin

Was that an earthquake?
– Dori
That, my lad, was a dragon.
– Balin

Aren’t you going to search me? I could have anything down my trousers.
– Kili
Or nothing.
– Tauriel

Tauriel…
– Kili
Lie still.
– Tauriel
You cannot be her. She is far away. She… she is far, far away from me. She walks in starlight in another world. It was just a dream. Do you think she could have loved me?
– Kili

The last of our kin. They must have come here hoping beyond hope. We could make for the mines. Might last a few days.
– Balin
No. I will not die like this, cowering, clawing for breath. We make for the forges.
– Thorin Oakenshield
He’ll see us! Sure as death.
– Dwalin
Not if we split up.
– Thorin Oakenshield
Thorin, we’ll never make it.
– Balin
Some of us might. Lead him to the forges. We kill the dragon. If this is to end in fire, then we will all burn together!
– Thorin Oakenshield

So it is true, the Black Arrow found its mark…
– Bilbo Baggins
What did you say?
– Smaug

Sting… That’s a good name!
– Bilbo Baggins

Such is the nature of evil. Out there in the vast ignorance of the world it festers and spreads. A shadow that grows in the dark. A sleepless malice as black as the oncoming wall of night. So it ever was. So will it always be. In time all foul things come forth.
– Thranduil

What have we done?
– Bilbo Baggins

Fili, don’t be a fool. You belong with the Company.
– Thorin Oakenshield
I belong with my brother!
– Fili

You have no right, no right to enter that mountain!
– Bard the Bowman
I have the only right.
– Thorin Oakenshield

My teeth are swords. My claws are spears. My wings are a HURRICANE!
– Smaug

Tauriel, you cannot hunt thirty Orcs on your own.
– Legolas
But I’m not on my own.
– Tauriel
You knew I would come.
– Legolas

You like killing things, Orc? You like death? Then let me give it to you!
– Tauriel

I did not come to steal from you, O Smaug the Unassessably Wealthy. I merely wanted to gaze upon your magnificence, to see if you really were as great as the old tales say. I did not believe them.
– Bilbo Baggins
And do you, NOW?
– Smaug
Truly, tales and songs fall utterly short of your enormity, O Smaug the Stupendous…
– Bilbo Baggins
Do you think flattery will keep you alive?
– Smaug
No, no…
– Bilbo Baggins
No, indeed!
– Smaug

You have good manners for a thief and a LIAR!
– Smaug

All of you! Listen to me! You must listen! Have you forgotten what happened to Dale? Have you forgotten those who died in the firestorm? And for what purpose? The blind ambition of a Mountain King, so riveted by greed he cannot see beyond his own desire!
– Bard the Bowman

What is that?
– Thorin Oakenshield
That is our host!
– Gandalf

You’ve changed, Bilbo Baggins. You’re not the same Hobbit as the one who left the Shire…
– Gandalf
I was going to tell you… I found something in the Goblin tunnels.
– Bilbo Baggins
Found what? What did you find?
– Gandalf
My courage.
– Bilbo Baggins
Good… well, that’s good. You’ll need it.
– Gandalf

If you awaken that beast, it will destroy us all!
– Bard the Bowman

You think you can deceive me, Barrel-Rider? You have come from Lake Town! This is some sort of scheme hatched between these filthy dwarves and those miserable tub-trading Lakemen, those snivelling cowards with their Longbows and Black Arrows! Perhaps it is time I paid them a visit!
– Smaug
Oh, no… This isn’t their fault! Wait! You can not go to Lake Town!
– Bilbo Baggins
You care about them, do you? Good! Then you can watch them DIE!
– Smaug

Keep it secret! Keep it safe!
– Bard the Bowman