The Mummy (1999) quotes

Director
Stephen Sommers.

Cast
Brendan Fraser.
Rachel Weisz.
John Hannah.

An American serving in the French Foreign Legion on an archaeological dig at the ancient city of Hamunaptra accidentally awakens a mummy that wreaks havoc on him, and his crew.

O’Connell! Hey, O’Connell! It looks to me like I’ve got all the horses!
– Beni
Hey, Beni! Looks to me like you’re on the wrong side of the *river*!
– Rick

Well if it ain’t my little buddy Beni. I think I’ll kill you.
– Rick
Think of my children.
– Beni
You don’t have any children.
– Rick
Someday I might.
– Beni

Look, I… I may not be an explorer, or an adventurer, or a treasure-seeker, or a gunfighter, Mr. O’Connell, but I am proud of what I am.
– Evelyn
And what is that?
– Rick
I… am a librarian.
– Evelyn

And unlike your brother, Miss, you, I just don’t get.
– Rick
Ah. I know. You’re wondering… what is a place like me doing in a girl like this?
– Evelyn
Yeah, something like that.
– Rick

Can you swim?
– Rick
Well, of course I can swim, if the occasion calls for it.
– Evelyn
Trust me. It calls for it.
– Rick

What… How… Oh, look at this! Sons of the pharaohs! Give me frogs! Flies! Locusts! Anything but *you*! Compared to you, the other plagues were a joy!
– Dr. Bey
I am so very sorry. It was an accident.
– Evelyn
My girl, when Rameses destroyed Syria, that was an accident. You are a *catastrophe*!
– Dr. Bey

You were actually at Hamunaptra?
– Evelyn
Yeah, I was there.
– Rick
You swear?
– Evelyn
Every damn day.
– Rick

Patience is a virtue.
– Evelyn
Not right now, it isn’t.
– Rick

You lied to me.
– Evelyn
I lie to everybody. What makes you so special?
– Jonathan
I am your sister.
– Evelyn
Yes, well, that just makes you more gullible.
– Jonathan

Oh, my God, I *hate* it when these things do that.
– Evelyn
Is he supposed to look like that?
– Rick
No, I’ve never seen a mummy look like this before. He-He’s still… still…
– Evelyn
…juicy.
– Rick, Jonathan

I only gamble with my life, never my money.
– Rick

The Book of the Dead? Are you sure you want to be playing around with this thing?
– Rick
It’s just a book. No harm ever came from… reading a book.
– Evelyn

So, what’s your little problem got to do with His Majesty’s Royal Air Corps?
– Winston
Not a damn thing.
– Rick
Is it dangerous?
– Winston
Well, you probably won’t live through it.
– Rick
By Jove, do you really think so?
– Winston
Well, everybody else we’ve bumped into has died. Why not you?
– Jonathan

Sorry. Didn’t mean to scare you.
– Rick
The only thing that scares me, Mr. O’Connell, are your manners.
– Evelyn

That’s called stealing, you know.
– Rick
According to you and my brother it’s called borrowing.
– Evelyn

Hey! Get your ugly face off of her.
– Rick

It is better to be the right hand of the devil than in his path.
– Beni

Oh, yeah. This just keeps gettin’ better and better.
– Rick

Time to close the door.
– Rick

Do they know something we don’t?
– Mr. Henderson
They are led by a woman. What does a woman know?
– Dr. Allen Chamberlain

Know this: this creature is the bringer of death. He will never eat, he will never sleep, and he will never stop.
– Ardeth Bay

This looks like some sort of a lock.
– Rick
Well, whoever’s in here sure wasn’t getting out.
– Jonathan