Thelma & Louise (1991) quotes

Director
Ridley Scott.

Cast
Susan Sarandon.
Geena Davis.
Harvey Keitel.

Two best friends set out on an adventure, but it soon turns around to a terrifying escape from being hunted by the police, as these two girls escape for the crimes they committed.

In the future, when a woman’s crying like that, she isn’t having any fun!
– Louise

I don’t remember ever feeling this awake.
– Thelma

Yeah, where do you get off behaving like that with women you don’t even know? Huh? Huh? How’d you feel if someone did that to your mother? Or your sister? Or your wife?
– Louise

Louise, no matter what happens, I’m glad I came with you.
– Thelma

Well, we’re not in the middle of nowhere, but we can see it from here.
– Louise

You could park a car in the shadow of his ass.
– Thelma

Uh, yeah, well, if she calls, just be gentle. You know, like, you’re really happy to hear from her. Like you really miss her. Women love that shit.
– Max

Well, you get what you settle for.
– Louise

OK, then, listen. Let’s not get caught.
– Thelma
What are you talkin’ about?
– Louise
Let’s keep goin’!
– Thelma
What d’you mean?
– Louise
Go.
– Thelma
You sure?
– Louise
Yeah. Yeah.
– Thelma
Hey!
– Max

Well, now, I’ve always believed that done properly, armed robbery doesn’t have to be a totally unpleasant experience.
– J.D.

Is he your husband or your father?
– Louise

Neither of those two was the murdering type, Hal.
– Lena, the Waitress

We’re running for our lives – cant you make an exception?
– Thelma

You’re a real live outlaw, aren’t ya?
– Thelma
Well, I may be an outlaw, darlin’, but, uh, you’re the one stealin’ my heart.
– J.D.