Toy Story (1995)

//Toy Story (1995)
Toy Story (1995) 2018-02-21T18:40:34+00:00

Director
John Lasseter.

Cast
Tom Hanks.
Tim Allen.
Don Rickles.

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A cowboy doll is profoundly threatened and jealous when a new spaceman figure supplants him as top toy in a boy’s room. Read More…

All right, that’s enough! Look, we’re all very impressed with Andy’s new toy.
Woody
Toy?
Buzz
T-O-Y, Toy!
Woody
Excuse me, I think the word you’re searching for is “Space Ranger”.
Buzz
The word I’m searching for – I can’t say, because there’s preschool toys present.
Woody

What happened to you?
Woody
One minute you’re defending the whole galaxy, and, suddenly, you find yourself sucking down darjeeling with Marie Antoinette… and her little sister.
Buzz

[Woody, scared, walks backwards and he gets startled by Buzz. Buzz keeps talking to his “mission log”] And according to my navi-computer, the…
Buzz
[whispers] SHUT UP! Just shut up, you idiot!
Woody
Sheriff, this is no time to panic.
Buzz
This is a perfect time to panic! I’m lost, Andy is gone, they’re gonna move to their new house in two days, and it’s all your fault!
Woody
My fault? If you hadn’t pushed me out of the window in the first place…
Buzz
Oh, yeah? Well, if *you* hadn’t shown up with your stupid little cardboard spaceship and taken away everything that was important to me…
Woody
Don’t talk to me about importance! Because of *you*, the future of this entire universe is in jeopardy!
Buzz
What? What are you talkin’ about?
Woody
Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet! I alone have information that reveals this weapon’s only weakness. And *you*, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!
Buzz
[pauses, then screams] YOU – ARE – A… *TOY*! You aren’t the real Buzz Lightyear! You’re a… aw, you’re – you’re an action figure!
Woody
[holds hand up to eyes indicating something small] You are a child’s play thing!
Woody
You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.
Buzz
[waves in military fashion] Farewell.
Buzz[starts to walk away] Oh, yeah? Well, good riddance, ya loony!
Woody
[walks off grumbling] Rendezvous with Star Command.
Woody

[through his voice box] Reach for the sky!
Woody
Huh?
Sid Phillips
This town ain’t big enough for the two of us!
Woody
What?
Sid Phillips
Somebody’s poisoned the waterhole!
Woody
It’s busted.
Sid Phillips
Who are you calling busted, Buster?
Woody
Huh?
Sid Phillips
That’s right! I’m talking to you, Sid Philips! We don’t like being blown up, Sid. Or smashed, or torn apart.
Woody
[hyperventilating] W-we?
Sid Phillips
That’s right, your toys!
Woody[Mutant Toys get up and surround the terrified Sid] From now on, you must take good care of your toys, because if you don’t, we’ll find out, Sid!
Woody
[while turning head around slowly] We toys can see EVERYTHING!
Woody
[speaking and moving] So play nice!
Woody

Hey, who’s got my hat?
Woody
[Pops out right next to Woody, wearing his hat] Look, I’m Woody! Howdy, howdy, howdy!
Mr. Shark
Ha-ha, ha-ha…
Woody[snatches his hat away] Gimme that!
Woody

Hey, Hamm. Look, I’m Picasso!
Mr. Potato Head
I don’t get it.
Hamm
You uncultured swine! What’re you lookin’ at, ya hockey puck?
Mr. Potato Head

Hey, Buzz! You’re flying!
– Woody
This isn’t flying, this is falling with style!
Buzz
[Excitedly] To infinity and beyond!
Woody

[about the second present Andy opens ] It’s… it’s bedsheets!
Sergeant
Who invited that kid?
Mr. Potato Head

Mr. Lightyear, now I’m curious… what does a space ranger actually do?
Rex
He’s not a space ran-*ger*! He doesn’t fight evil or, or… shoot lasers or fly.
Woody
Excuse me.
Buzz
[Buzz deploys his wings; all exclaim in excitement] – Buzz
Wow. Impressive wingspan. Very good.
Hamm
Oh, what? What? These are plastic. He can’t fly.
Woody
They are a terillium-carbonic alloy, and I *can* fly.
Buzz
No, you can’t.
Woody
[scoffs] Yes, I can.
Buzz
Can’t.
Woody
Can.
Buzz
Can’t, can’t, ca-an’t!
Woody
I tell you, I could fly around this room with my eyes closed!
Buzz
Okay, Mr. Lightbeer, prove it.
Woody
All right then, I will.
Buzz

Hey, a laser! How come *you* don’t have a laser, Woody?
Mr. Potato Head
It’s not a laser! It’s a…
Woody[sighs in frustration] It’s a little light bulb that blinks.
Woody
What’s with him?
Hamm
Laser envy.
Mr. Potato Head

To infinity, and beyond!
– Buzz