True Lies (1994) quotes

James Cameron.

Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Bill Paxton.
Jamie Lee Curtis.
Tom Arnold.

A fearless, globe-trotting, terrorist-battling secret agent has his life turned upside down when he discovers his wife might be having an affair.

You know what? I’m sick of being in the van. You guys are going to be in the van next time. I’ve been in the van for 15 years, Harry.
– Gib

No, I can’t. I can’t!
– Helen Tasker
If not for me, Helen, do it for your country!
– Simon

Have you ever killed anyone?
– Helen Tasker
Yeah, but they were all bad.
– Harry

You’re fired!
– Harry

Kids – 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery.

Hey, watch it.
It’s called ice, and it gets a little slick.
– Gib

Well, you see, this is the problem with terrorists. They’re really inconsiderate when it comes to people’s schedules.
– Harry

Women. Can’t live with ’em. Can’t kill ’em!
– Gib

Harry? Harry? You do not have time to tango, buddy. You copy?
– Gib

Harry, do you realize it has, in fact, been 10 years since you’ve been behind the wheel of one of these things?
– Gib
If I break it, they can take it outta my pay.
– Harry Tasker

Yeah, I remember the first time I got shot out of a cannon.
– Gib

You aren’t her parents anymore, her parents are Axl Rose and Madonna, you can’t compete with that kind of bombardment.
– Gib

So your life’s in the crapper. So you wife is banging a used car salesman – it’s humiliating, I know. But goddamnit, Harry, take it like a man!
– Gib

So far, this is not blowing my skirt up, gentlemen.
– Spencer Trilby

Ok, Suzie Homemaker. Let’s go.
– Juno Skinner