Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017) quotes

Luc Besson.

Dane DeHaan.
Cara Delevingne.
Clive Owen.

A dark force threatens Alpha, a vast metropolis and home to species from a thousand planets. Special operatives Valerian and Laureline must race to identify the marauding menace and safeguard not just Alpha, but the future of the universe.

We know how humans work.
– Doghan-Dagui
They’re all so predictable.
– Doghan-Dagui
Clearly you’ve never met a woman.
– Sergeant Laureline

So, what will it be, soldier?
– Bubble

Can I help? I’m a good driver.
– Sergeant Laureline

A soldier will always choose death over humiliation.
– Commander Arun Filitt

Rules are rules and this is a place where we make love, not war.
– Jolly the Pimp

It’s our mission that doesn’t make sense, sir.
– Sergeant Laureline
I’d rather that you took me somewhere other than a giant trash can!
– Sergeant Laureline
I’m afraid of a kiss, like a kiss from a bee.
– Bubble
I’m fighting for a noble cause, too. Mine.
– Igon Siruss
I leave you my Kingdom, take good care of it.
– Bubble
Bussing tables! Every artist’s worst nightmare! Never mention this to anybody, okay?
– Bubble
I didn’t come here to get a makeover.
– Sergeant Laureline
I know all of Shakespeare by heart.
– Bubble
Bring on the beach!
– Major Valerian