Willow (1988) quotes
Director
Ron Howard.
Cast
Val Kilmer.
Joanne Whalley.
Warwick Davis.
A reluctant dwarf must play a critical role in protecting a special baby from an evil queen.
Did I really… Did I really say those things, last night, in your tent?
– Madmartigan
You said you loved me.
– Sorsha
I don’t remember that.
– Madmartigan
You lied to me.
– Sorsha
No, I… I just wasn’t myself last night.
– Madmartigan
I suppose my power enchanted you and you were helpless against it.
– Sorsha
Sort of.
– Madmartigan
Then what?
– Sorsha
It… went away.
– Madmartigan
Went away? “I dwell in darkness without you” and it *went away*?
– Sorsha
See this acorn? I’ll throw it at you and turn you to stone!
– Willow
Ooh, I’m really scared. No! Don’t! There’s a- a peck here with an acorn pointed at me!
– Madmartigan
What are you doing?
– Willow
I found some blackroot. She loves it.
– Madmartigan
Blackroot? I’m the father of two children, and you never, ever give a baby blackroot.
– Willow
Well my mother raised us on it. It’s good for you! It put’s hair on your chest, right Sticks?
– Madmartigan
Her name is not Sticks! She’s Elora Danan, the future empress of Tir Asleen and the last thing she’s gonna want is a hairy chest!
– Willow
Don’t I know you? I stole the baby from you, Daikini! While you were taking a peepee!
– Franjean
What the hell happened up there?
– Madmartigan
You started spouting poetry. “I love you Sorsha! I worship you Sorsha!” You almost got us killed!
– Willow
“I love you Sorsha?” I don’t love her, she kicked me in the face! I hate her… Don’t I?
– Madmartigan
We’ll never catch up with those horses!
– Rool
Then we will have to track them.
– Franjean
That would take forever. Besides, even if we find them, they’d only capture us, stick us in cages, torture us and finally devour us!
– Rool
Are you suggesting we go home?
– Franjean
Nah, this is more fun.
– Rool
All right, fine then. Come on!
– Franjean
I love you, Sorsha!
– Madmartigan
Stop saying that!
– Sorsha
W-w-i-l-l-o-w! You i-i-i-i-d-iot!
– Fin Raziel
Oh no, where did everybody go?
– Franjean
Maybe it was something we said.
– Rool
Don’t play with that wand! It holds vast powers. Only a real sorcerer can use it, not a stupid peck like you.
– Franjean
What are you looking at?
– Sorsha
Your leg. I’d like to break it.
– Madmartigan
Burglekutt, you’re troll dung!
– Willow
Don’t let him talk to you that way, Burglekutt!
– Madmartigan
Stupid Daikini.
– Franjean
Get your hair out of my face or I’ll chop it off.
– Madmartigan
Farmers! Cherlindrea sends me farmers!
– Fin Raziel
Don’t call me a peck!
– Willow
Oh, I’m sorry! Peck! Peck! Peck, peck, peck, peck, peck, peck, peck!
– Madmartigan
I have Cherlindrea’s wand, Bavmorda!
– Fin Raziel
Rats! Big rats!
– Rool
What? What? Oh, Rool, you and that stupid rat dream.
– Franjean