Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.
– Kinky Friedman
Until one has loved an animal a part of one’s soul remains unawakened.
– Anatole France
I used to love dogs until I discovered cats.
– Nafisa Joseph
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
– Garrison Keillor
Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs.
– Martha Scott
An animal’s eyes have the power to speak a great language.
– Martin Buber
No one ever pretended that shopping for anything is a rational experience. If it were, would there be Fluffernutter? Laceless sneakers? Porkpie hats? Would the Chia Pet even exist?
– Jeffrey Kluger
Animals are such agreeable friends – they ask no questions; they pass no criticisms.
– George Eliot
If you have time to get your pet rabbit its own Instagram account, you have time to at least tweet about something important.
– Jameela Jamil
I’ve got a new invention. It’s a revolving bowl for tired goldfish.
– Lefty Gomez
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
– Josh Billings
My little dog – a heartbeat at my feet.
– Edith Wharton
The government needs to help those in need, but members of Congress shouldn’t take advantage of the situation and use a national tragedy as an opportunity to spend taxpayer dollars on their pet projects.
– Chris Chocola
Even cats grow lonely and anxious.
– Mason Cooley
One of the joys of writing historical fiction is the chance to read as much as you like on a pet subject – so much that you could easily bore your friends senseless on the topic.
– Deanna Raybourn
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.
– Christopher Morley
Environmentalists hate sprawl – except when it comes to the size of their expansive pet legislation on Capitol Hill.
– Michelle Malkin
I have felt cats rubbing their faces against mine and touching my cheek with claws carefully sheathed. These things, to me, are expressions of love.
– James Herriot
Just watching my cats can make me happy.
– Paula Cole
When you’re fighting for social justice, one of my biggest pet peeves is speaking out of ignorance.
– Eva Longoria
I do feel like by buying rats from a pet store, you are saving them because if not, they would get fed to a snake or something.
– Nikki Reed