Pet quotes

I got a pet monkey called Charlie Chan.
Jimi Hendrix

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.
– Kinky Friedman

Until one has loved an animal a part of one’s soul remains unawakened.
– Anatole France

I used to love dogs until I discovered cats.
– Nafisa Joseph

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
– Garrison Keillor

Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs.
– Martha Scott

I have a lot of plants and fish and a pet lizard and Venus flytraps. I have a whole ecosystem in my room, like a running waterfall and different lights and sensors set on digital timers.
Chris Pratt

An animal’s eyes have the power to speak a great language.
– Martin Buber

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
Abraham Lincoln

No one ever pretended that shopping for anything is a rational experience. If it were, would there be Fluffernutter? Laceless sneakers? Porkpie hats? Would the Chia Pet even exist?
– Jeffrey Kluger

Animals are such agreeable friends – they ask no questions; they pass no criticisms.
– George Eliot

If you have time to get your pet rabbit its own Instagram account, you have time to at least tweet about something important.
– Jameela Jamil

I’ve got a new invention. It’s a revolving bowl for tired goldfish.
– Lefty Gomez

I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.
Edgar Allan Poe

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
– Josh Billings

My little dog – a heartbeat at my feet.
– Edith Wharton

A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip.
Billy Graham

The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
Ogden Nash

The government needs to help those in need, but members of Congress shouldn’t take advantage of the situation and use a national tragedy as an opportunity to spend taxpayer dollars on their pet projects.
– Chris Chocola

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.
Charles de Gaulle

Time spent with cats is never wasted.
Sigmund Freud

Even cats grow lonely and anxious.
– Mason Cooley

The smallest feline is a masterpiece.
Leonardo da Vinci

One of the joys of writing historical fiction is the chance to read as much as you like on a pet subject – so much that you could easily bore your friends senseless on the topic.
– Deanna Raybourn

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.
Albert Schweitzer

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
Bob Hope

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.
– Christopher Morley

Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
Groucho Marx

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Terry Pratchett

Environmentalists hate sprawl – except when it comes to the size of their expansive pet legislation on Capitol Hill.
– Michelle Malkin

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It’s in the apartment somewhere.
Steven Wright

I have felt cats rubbing their faces against mine and touching my cheek with claws carefully sheathed. These things, to me, are expressions of love.
– James Herriot

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
Winston Churchill

Just watching my cats can make me happy.
– Paula Cole

You cannot share your life with a dog, as I had done in Bournemouth, or a cat, and not know perfectly well that animals have personalities and minds and feelings.
Jane Goodall

When you’re fighting for social justice, one of my biggest pet peeves is speaking out of ignorance.
– Eva Longoria

I do feel like by buying rats from a pet store, you are saving them because if not, they would get fed to a snake or something.
– Nikki Reed