Wedding quotes

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
Groucho Marx

It’s a funny thing that when a man hasn’t anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
Robert Frost

I think that weddings have probably been crashed since the beginning of time. Cavemen crashed them. You go to meet girls. It makes sense.
Christopher Walken

The first thing I did when I sold my book was buy a new wedding ring for my wife and asked her to marry me all over again.
– Nicholas Sparks

The trouble with wedlock is that there’s not enough wed and too much lock.
– Christopher Morley

I wore one of my own designs on my wedding day.
– Emilia Wickstead

When I decided to get married at 40, I couldn’t find a dress with the modernity or sophistication I wanted. That’s when I saw the opportunity for a wedding gown business.
– Vera Wang

When I was a seminarian, I was dazzled by a girl I met at an uncle’s wedding. I was surprised by her beauty, her intellectual brilliance… and, well, I was bowled over for quite a while.
Pope Francis

We all have special numbers in our lives, and 4 is that for me. It’s the day I was born. My mother’s birthday, and a lot of my friends’ birthdays, are on the fourth; April 4 is my wedding date.

Even under the best circumstances, speaking at your own wedding ceremony is a high pressure endeavor. What even constitutes a vow? I always picture them as exclamations you bellow at the sky.
– Josh Gondelman

I’ve been in a couple of weddings where the coolest people that were the most day before so mellow and then the day of the wedding freaking out.
Matthew McConaughey

My mom used to make my costumes when I was little; she sews a lot. One year, I was a bride and I had a big wedding dress and a bouquet. Another year I was a medieval princess with a long teal dress and a veil. It was a little extravagant, but it was cute!
– Sasha Pieterse

There is definitely a ‘red carpet moment’ to a bride’s wedding day, but when designing for bridal, it is important to focus on the details that will captivate and capture the imagination of the bride – she has to fall in love with the gown.
– Jenny Packham

I want to be a simple bride when I get married. I want a beach wedding where I am running around on the sand in a white dress.
– Sonakshi Sinha

Many people spend more time in planning the wedding than they do in planning the marriage.
Zig Ziglar

I’m getting married because I’m in love with a girl and want to spend my life with her. You can’t live your life doing what other people want you to or you’ll be miserable. At some point you just have to be yourself.
– Dan Marino

Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
– John Heywood

Do I believe in coupling? Do I believe in commitment? Do I believe in co-parenting, raising children together, having a family, and growing old with someone? I absolutely believe in all of those things. I just don’t believe that you need to be married to do that. I love going to weddings, though. I do love a good wedding.
– Laura Wasser

I think my first experience of art, or the joy in making art, was playing the horn at some high-school dance or bar mitzvah or wedding, looking at a roomful of people moving their bodies around in time to what I was doing. There was a piano player, a bass player, a drummer, and my breath making the melody.
– Robert Pinsky

A wedding dress is both an intimate and personal for a woman – it must reflect the personality and style of the bride.
– Carolina Herrera

I always had boyfriends, but I never imagined a proposal or a wedding. To me, that was like having a ball and chain round your neck.
Sandra Bullock

I love pizza. I want to marry it, but it would just be to eat her family at the wedding.
– Mike Birbiglia

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.
– Helen Rowland

I admire Eudora Welty. ‘Delta Wedding’ is a book I’ve given as a present to numerous women. Eudora Welty rocks. She writes such jewel-like, fine, refined short stories.
– Nell Zink

My mother says I didn’t open my eyes for eight days after I was born, but when I did, the first thing I saw was an engagement ring. I was hooked.
– Elizabeth Taylor

For me, life has either been a wake or a wedding.
Peter O’Toole

I am about to be married, and am of course in all the misery of a man in pursuit of happiness.
Lord Byron

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Groucho Marx

I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that would wear well.
– Oliver Goldsmith

I like wearing my wedding ring, it’s nice.
– Jerry O’Connell

I can wear a sexy dress to any red carpet event. My wedding is my chance to go all the way and wear a princess silhouette.
– Roselyn Sanchez

The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
– James Thurber

The pilot is the wedding, and the series is the relationship.
– Thomas Gibson

In Italy, they say rain on your wedding day is symbolic of fresh beginnings, cleansing, a pure marriage, and also a wet knot that can’t be untied.
– Whitney Wolfe Herd

As a pastor, you get invited into the most poignant moments of people’s lives. Whether it’s a wedding or a funeral or a hospital visit, you get invited into the center of the event, whether or not you know the people.
– Rob Bell

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.
– Paul Sweeney

As I grew up and began identifying myself as a feminist, there were plenty of issues that continued to make me question marriage: the father ‘giving’ the bride away, women taking their husband’s last name, the white dress, the vows promising to ‘obey’ the groom. And that only covers the wedding.
– Jessica Valenti

Getting married, for me, was the best thing I ever did. I was suddenly beset with an immense sense of release, that we have something more important than our separate selves, and that is the marriage. There’s immense happiness that can come from working towards that.
– Nick Cave

I don’t know nothing about no marriages or nothing. I ain’t even never been to a wedding.
– Mike Epps

There’s a big difference between falling in love with someone and falling in love with someone and getting married. Usually, after you get married, you fall in love with the person even more.
Dave Grohl

Falling in love was the easy part; planning a wedding – yikes!
– Niecy Nash

A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.
– Eddie Cantor

A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.
– Eddie Cantor

I only wear two rings: a wedding ring and my World Series ring.
– Joe Garagiola

My wedding was a very private affair for close family and friends, so I had decided to hold a reception in my native town.
– Mohit Chauhan

Research the venue and location before outfit shopping, as it helps set the mood and style focus: a traditional wedding in the countryside offers a different set of sartorial rules to a tropical, beach vibe, for instance.
– Jenny Packham

So many people say you have to remember to grab hold of your bride or groom and spend time with them. I think if we had done a traditional wedding, we would have been doing it for everyone else, but this was about the two of us.
– Katherine Kelly

Each youth betrays considerable anxiety about the wedding night ahead.
Gore Vidal

It was never important for a wedding to be about anything other than me and my partner. A big celebration was never my cup of tea.
– Mandy Moore

For her fifth wedding, the bride wore black and carried a scotch and soda.
– Phyllis Battelle

People always complain, ‘you never invited me to your wedding’, but I prefer casual weddings.
– Sinead O’Connor